So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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