Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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