I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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