batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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