In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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