Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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