Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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