How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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