i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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