we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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