i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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