Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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