I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I have grass duct taped all over my body
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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