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(361): View more from Texas

One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

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(951): View more from California

As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(207): View more from Maine

so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.

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(509): View more from Washington

We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.

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(903): View more from Texas

is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?

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(251): View more from Alabama

That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning

(334): View more from Alabama

...did you just create a word for what we did?

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