hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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