guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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