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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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