Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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