i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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