my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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