i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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