i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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