break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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