I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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