My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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