I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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