Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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