I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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