did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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