finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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