i just had sex bonerless
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do plants get herpes?
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