So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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