quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize