So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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