Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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