i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
They took my balls.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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