Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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