i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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