She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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