whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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