This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
not ubering you a puppy
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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