I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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