I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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