There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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