I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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