just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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