I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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