They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Houston, we have a squirter
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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