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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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