Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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